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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 4 2012

"Yup, it's time for anal flossing for you, my friend. Assume the position! Good lad."

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"You're such a fuck-up, your DNA is made up of X's and 'why me's."
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Yes, yes, STM meant "chromosomes", we know.

6 comments:

  1. 'Assume the position! Good lad."

    The Buggery Pirates haven't been the same since they took Reginald the Dentist on as captain!

    .oO(Not that Karen)

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  2. ... Goodness gracious that's ridiculous. I love STM's insults!

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  3. the first one makes me think it's something that Bond, James Bond would say, only because of the "assume the position, good lad." added at the end.

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  4. Could it be the female X-chomosome he is talking about?

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  5. "X's and why me's" thorough insult :)

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  6. chromosomes are bundles of DNA... he's technically correct

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